Creepiest...Accessory...Ever

Every once in a while, I manage to be utterly shocked by what's available for sale these days. And, yes, if you're wondering, I am writing this while sitting in a rocking chair on a porch, yelling at small children to get off my lawn.

Also, I got into an argument with a cloud this morning.

But I think you're going to agree with me when I say that there's no one--not one single human being--on this planet who needs the following iPhone accessory, which is available now for pre-order.

Go to this link (it's a reputable site, I promise), and let me know what you think.

And for those wary of clicking any links, here's a spoiler. It's a hand-shaped iPhone case.
If you think that's anything less than the creepiest thing ever? You and I definitely don't see the world in the same light.