What's in a name?

On a whim, I decided to Google my name. Frankly, I was surprised by the diversity and absurdity of some of the results. For your entertainment, I have collected some of my favorite search results:


Nathaniel Hoover Painting (Single location) - 5506 Henderson Oaks ...

Information on Nathaniel Hoover at Public Background Checks

Pennsylvania in the Civil War, Output Nathaniel Hoover, 55, H, Private, Died at Beaufort, S. C. on March 30, 1864. John Moyer, 55, H, Private, Died on December 10, 1863 - burial record, ...

Nathan: League of Nathans I'm Nathan Shedroff, but there are many other Nathans on the net. Here are just a few: .... Nathan Hoover · Nathan Hope · Nathan Hopkins Nathan Horak ...

US v. Hoover - U.S. Court of Appeals for the 4th Cir. - August 21 ...NATHANIEL HOOVER, Defendant - Appellant. Appeal from the United States District Court for the Western Dis-. trict of North Carolina, at Charlotte. ...

Juggling Videos - Nathan Hoover The Internet Juggling Database (IJDb) is a resource centre for jugglers. It provides discussion forums, event and club listings, a comprehensive video ...

Bhutan: Nathan Hoover Photos pictures from extreme sports photos ...

Nathan Hoover | Mennonite Disaster Service

Unicycle.com :: Movies and Photos Into the Thunder Dragon is the story of extreme mountain unicyclists Kris Holm and Nathan Hoover's wild journey across the remote Himalayan kingdom of ...

Hoover Cloth Bags || dogvacuum.dyndns.biz Jesus starts to hoover up the ants and also gets Sir Nathaniel. Hoover Type Y " ALLERGEN PERFORMANCE" Hoover vacuum cleaner bags By DVC with cloth like fiber ...


So, to recap, after the League of Nathans came to my defense in court against the lies claimed in my public background check, I, Sir Private Output Nathaniel Hoover, rode a unicycle across a Himalayan kingdom while juggling paintbrushes (a popular extreme sport), but my life was cut short when Jesus, who was fighting for the Confederates in Beaufort, South Carolina at the time, activated his soldier-issue dog vacuum and hoovered me up, killing me and the disaster-stricken Mennonite ants I was attending to in Bhutan.

The end.