A very brief interview with Zombie Abe Lincoln

Some of you may remember my post about Virsona, a website that allows you to "chat" online with artificially intelligent historical figures and other automated folks.

Submitted for the approval of the Midnight Society, here is proof from Abraham Lincoln himself that we are totally not making up this Zombie Abe Lincoln thing:

Abraham Lincoln: Hi.
You: Are you a zombie?
Abraham Lincoln: Yes, and I crave your delicious democratic brains.

This is truth.