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Running mate: Spock
Party affiliation: Federation
Experience: Starship captain and Starfleet admiral; he was out saving the galaxy while your grandfather was in diapers
Reason for choosing running mate: To win over the pointy-eared demographic that went unrepresented when Legolas dropped out of the running
Positions on the issues:
- Energy crisis: We need more power, Scotty!
- Immigration: Heightened security to protect against illegal aliens with ridged foreheads
- Gun control: All firearms should have an optional "stun" setting
- Domestic policy: A chicken in every pot; a woman in every port
- Foreign policy: Attack any nations we can't communicate with, then sleep with their women
- Gay marriage: Not unless I'm invited to the wedding
Campaign rallying cry: KHAAAAAAN!!!
Join us tomorrow for an overview of the first sibling duo (that we know of) to run for President.
[Image from www.trekcore.com.]
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So much more can be said!
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